La Chien Chaud

Introducing to the blog world, the one and only, the beautiful and talented, the ultimate love of my life...

Sofi Angel Vedder

Blog post about my dog. How interesting and unusual.

I figured that by introducing her officially I could put to rest the thoughts in your minds of me always sleeping next to and hanging out with my hairy lesbian girlfriend named Sofi.

Sofi is a dog. I am heterosexual.

Sofi is adorable. I am smitten.

Sofi is my sidekick, three years running.

Sofi is my wingman.

Sofi is festive. And tolerant.

Sofi is high maintenance.

Sofi is my bitch. Yo dawg.

So there you have it. I will consider the air cleared.